How'd You Do?
Now is the moment of truth. Compare your answers with the correct answers below to see if you too have what it takes to be a drag hag.

1. c
RuPaul

2. b
She

3. c
New York City

4. b
A female impersonator

5. b
very tall shoes

6. c
The drag queen from Midnight In the Garden of Good and Evil

7. b
Star of "A Bitch Called Chicklet" on Manhattan Cable's Channel 69

8. c
He had a sex-change operation, changed his name to Jayne and still performs with her band The Electric Chairs

9. c.
ecstacy, speed and condoms

10. a
A drag queen with her own cable television show on Channel 69 in New York City

Are you a drag hag? Check your score below:

80-100: You go girl! You have everything it takes to be a drag queen except a penis!

50-70: You'd better work! You may know who RuPaul is (but then who doesn't?), but you need to brush up on your d.q. Your assignment? Read chapters 1-3 of RuPaul's autobiography Lettin' It All Hang Out and a field trip to the Squeeze Box in NYC.

0-40: Ten lashes with a wet strip of Kryolan false eyelashes for you, sweetie! You'd better read Drag Queens of New York by Julian Fleisher and get yourself a subscription to Paper magazine!

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